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Target Women: Hair

November 11, 2009 by Pinto

on November 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm Danosaur

I may or may not have spent an hour watching more of these. I think the skin care one may be my favorite.
on November 12, 2009 at 8:17 am Pinto

Oh man. It’s a pick-me-up any day.

I was rolling on the ground in the “You’re Old” one: “My non-scientific research suggests that women who are blonde and narrate into cameras are at risk.”

Or “Storytime”: “Yay! Milk Medusa got married! There’s hope for all of us!” “Sparkles!”

Or “Doofy Husbands” because, I mean, what IS it about doofy husbands in commercials? For real!
on November 12, 2009 at 8:22 am Pinto

Hah hah! I just re-watched skin care: “But can a robot lady learn…to love?”

“We were Skin Amish!”

“Body aging? I didn’t even know I had body aging! But it turns out I’ve had it for the past 30 years!”

“It passes through the dermis, the epidermis, seven other layers that don’t exist, to the marbles.”
on November 12, 2009 at 8:28 am Pinto

Wait wait wait. One more: “Jewelry”

“Because every kiss begins with Kay. Except French Kisses.
And diamonds are forever, like cockroaches.”