I May Or May Not Have Made This Sentence Up

And I may or may not have read this in a student essay.  And this student may or may not have turned in this essay (which might have been a final draft) for a college writing course.

“The westernized indoctrinated religion has been infected with the views of many and flesh gaining hold in the systematical diabolic methods of ousting, and illuminating certain aspects deemed worthy of praise.”

 

…..

..?..

::confusion!  dismay!::

And I may or may not have thought something like, “How is this even possible?  How did this sentence get into my hands?  What does it even mean?”

I may or may not still not even know.

 

 

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3 responses to “I May Or May Not Have Made This Sentence Up

  1. There are no words. Just much banging of my head against the desk.

  2. christina q

    no words because there is far too much chuckling going on!

  3. Dave

    I don’t know what you people have against systematical diabolic methods of ousting. They’re some of my favorite methods of ousting around!

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